Overheard in Santa Fe
Monday, December 10, 2007
Greetings. I just joined this community today. I was born and raised in Santa Fe, moved to Denver 2 years ago, and moved back this past August to start school at the Southwest Acupuncture College. I am also the maintainer for the fanta_se community. Just wanted to introduce myself. :)
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Does anyone know that this exists?
Thursday, October 12, 2006
3:27PM - on drunkenness
"I may be drunk, but I know you don't eat milk!" - jason, after I told him I didn't want cheese on my frito pie
"I feel there really are angels that watch over drunken retards"-kay
overheard on lujan st
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
"Look, dude, girls with tattoos and belly piercings become strippers. It's proven fact."
-One drunken stoner to another at Il Vicino. Overheard from the next table by a studying premed student with a tattoo and a belly ring (neither of which were showing at the time).
Thursday, April 20, 2006
"If someone screws with you, give em the look of death"
--would be guru couseling Aztec employee on life
Thursday, April 13, 2006
6:34PM - more
"I wonder what I'll do now that I've made my Easter basket. Going after the cops, going after the DA."
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
"I killed him with a spork." - at kinko's on st.mike's.
"If I could, I would be sleeping with a different man every night"
-middle aged gay man at Aztec, talking to his bf
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Lady attempting to slide card: Gosh, I just got this registered! Why isn't it working?
Cashier: The City is kind of slow to process these things.
Lady: Oh yeah?
Cashier: Yes, actually, I know all about it. I also work for the City.
Lady: You know? I was just thinking - you look a lot like Bill Richardson.
Lady: That's a compliment.
Rad community, by the way. :)
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
The illuminated construction billboard thing that flashes text (what are they called anyways?) that's on the northeast corner of Cerrillos and St. Francis:
"DON'T DRINK N DRIVE"
"U DRINK U DRIVE U LOSE"
What the fuck? Are the cops saying they're going to "SUPER BLITZ" the citizenry or something? Also, I could've sworn that "getting blitzed" was a synonym for getting trashed/wasted/smashed/drunk.
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
Community college Anatomy & Physiology teacher (Canadian): "Americans eat too much meat, including their children."
Jonathan Swift would have some choice commentary on this.
Sunday, November 6, 2005
3:24AM - Santa Fe logic
Conversation at Whole Foods with my classmates' boyfriend
Me: Well, I really want to eat organic veggies...but I'm too poor.
Dude: Well you CAN afford to eat organic!
Me: Oh?? *hoping he'll tell me about some discount veggie market*
Dude: Yeah, you just put it out into the universe, and it'll happen for you! It's already done!
He was actually a nice guy and I get the whole "energy" thing but ugh what kind of twisted reasoning is that? I demand cheap food!
Thursday, November 3, 2005
I'm the only junior in a class full of really dumb sophomores.
Overheard in World History-
Our teacher was talking about the Black Death
1st kid "Was that when all the grasshoppers went all over the earth?"
2nd kid "Yeah and they killed everyone."
1st kid "Yeah man. That must have sucked."
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Exclusive, Overheard at Swig:
"No, I'm not gay! I have a girlfriend! She's sitting right here! *points to jacket on couch* I was just making conversation!"
-Defensive Straight Guy, asked if a guy he was sitting all cozy with was his bf
"So, those must leak a LOT"
-Woman in bathroom examining and touching another woman's chest, phew, they were just talking about breastfeeding after all
"Ohh I'd do her...you'd do her too."
-Me to my friend H, checking out a hot girlie
Tuesday, October 4, 2005
"Your sister isn't home? You have to study? Well can I just sit on your porch and smoke a joint?"
Leaf-Eater, a man in the rare vegan homeless category.
Monday, October 3, 2005
Hi Santa Fe,
I just joined this community because I've recently moved from New Mexico to California and I'm homesick. Please keep the overheard conversations coming... I miss all those funky crazy types. Does anyone remember the homeless dude with the long beard who always wore a dress? Has anyone seen him lately?
Friday, September 16, 2005
1:11AM - a cute one
I didn't realize I had been named after Raggedy Andy until a family get together a couple years ago. I was telling the story of how I had loved those old books and how my younger sister was named (Raggedy)Ann because of me. My mom cut into the conversation, and said, "No, your older sister liked those books...you were the one named after Raggedy Andy"
Haha what a way to name kids, but strangely endearing...I knew a girl once who was named Remy cause her mom loved to drink Remy Martins.
Friday, September 9, 2005
"Look out, get out of the way---SICK GIRL, SICK GIRL!"
Then this teenage girl who is vomiting all over herself and has her eyes rolled way back in her head passes right over the crowd and over the gate at the front of the event. I am not exaggerating when I say she looked like a zombie, unconscious and foaming at the mouth.
Thursday, September 8, 2005
11:00PM - zo zo zo. brah!
overheard while leaving zozobra (sp?):
"ooh, i smell turkey legs!"
"man, that's the fuckin john!"
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